68. A Story about the End of the World

I could tell a story about the end of the world. When Ed came into the store with a sneezing pig and a chicken with a blue sock on its head.

“You can’t bring those in here,” I told him. “Jesus, Ed.”

“You haven’t been outside,” Ed said. “The sun’s melting everyone’s shoes.”

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